A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, “I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop.” The bartender said, “There is no way you can do that. Sure, I’ll bet you three hundred dollars.”
The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup. The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, “That’s it, you owe me three hundred dollars.”
The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money.
The bartender asks, “Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet.” The man said, “I’m laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done.”
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob
A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?”
Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ’’Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes!
If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!’’ The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ’’Got any nails?’’ Confused, the bartenders says no. ’’Good!’’ says the duck. ’’Got any grapes?’
Ok, so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the ‘Jags’ and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the ‘Bucs,’ what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 6-year-old. “I think it’s about time we start cussing.” The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues. “When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m going to say hell and you say ass.” “OK!” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. “Aw hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts “You can just stay there till I let you out!”
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast young man? “I don’t know,” he blubbers, “But you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios!”
Enough already ?
Praise and Prayers out to them this night.
Maybe one of the Authors can do it for you.
Try searching for ‘mascots’ or ‘mascot’ here.
A little, possibility project:
Same for Portfolios on GR.
I used to have a 42” – but my daughter and wife have taken it over.
I just love my MBP hooked up to a 36” in my man-cave!!!
Graphic-Studio saidBut why we want like this feature?
Something like this could be nice if we can see them and even other viewers can see them too:
What do you think?I want it a lot! Do you want it too?
- I want to see who follows me
- I like to check on those I follow
- Your reason here:________