Classic Clients From Hell

Just had this e-mailed to me:

“When we convert the template PSD we created to HTML all the layers are showing up as images, can you fix this?

We need CMS and would like to build the rest of the site through the CMS

If still within budget do SEO .

Can this be done by the weekend??”

awesome!

Don’t you like to take up a challenge from time to time?

hehehehe just amazing!

Is this for real? Word to word?

Hehe. Unbelievable! I am curious. What was the budget? $12?

iProThemes said
Is this for real? Word to word?

Yep it’s word for word. The only thing I didn’t include was the opening couple of sentances telling me about the project – it was an hotel booking site.

Latest from an European client of mine:

“It’s all fine, but I want the page to automatically print without any confirmation etc. Like, user loads page and simply receives a message: “Surprise for you at the printer, GO CHECK !”.”

Indian Client (Delhi based):

Client: “No, when the user clicks the link, the video has to be played in the desktop version of VLC media player”.
Me: “VLC cannot be invoked like that. Besides, flash easily accomplishes what you intend here”
Client: “No dude, it has to be in VLC ”
Me: “Why is that?”
Client: “Because EVERYONE has it, man do you keep up with trends or what?”

@jeffeatworld

So… what was your reply?

cramdesign said
@jeffeatworld So… what was your reply?

“No” lol