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gbs says

Recently one buyer contacted me and told me if I could change ALL my logo templates to his brand name for him to take a look, so he would know what should he buy. I don’t want to mark this as “crazy” but you know, I don’t think it happens so usually.

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andreyfekete says

what laughinglaughinglaughing

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Parallelus says

Kurulumuuned :D

Can’t stop laughing. :D

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PlayrPRO says

The best one for me is when a customer purchased one of my Joomla extensions and they asked ‘What’s Joomla?’.

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Endat says

For some reason that reminded me of this: http://notalwaysright.com/de-ting-de-ting/308 :-)

PROBLEM: VIDEO IS BLUE AND BLUE ON THE THING
SOLUTION: NONE AT THIS TIME

exactly :)

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INDUSTRYKIDZ says

or dose who will trade you some cheeseburger for some flyers!

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Australia says

On our themes site, we have a $5 themes section.

This potential buyer emailed me…

i right tu complayn your abot themings price. State $5 themes.

I by theme, and only get 1 theme. And theme title indicatur stayte $5 themes.

Whear our the uther themeings, i fynd this frordulant, so i am rightin to complayn i want m,y money back or arl my muney back if i dont get rest of thems.

Gold, the paypal investigation found in our favour !

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Crakken says

You guys should check http://clientsfromhell.net and submit your own jokes anonymously. I submitted one too. So funny to read these :)

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Mahioo says

This thread remember me with someone email me and ask me to create for him a theme for he sell it on Themeforest, and he riskily pay me some percentage of his estimate total earning in advance, you guys what do you reply to him? Why I just create it and sell it myself and get all the earning!

And if I tell him sorry, he reply, why, aren’t you make freelance work!

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FinalDestiny says

“We are XYZ, and are interested in your theme “XYZ”. Is it possible to get it for free? We appreciate your work, and know this is a fair price, but we just wanted to ask if there is a possibility.”

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