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gbs says

... this is going to be the best thread EVER!!!!!

Because we all have tons of untold stories about buyers/ clients? I guess so LOL :D

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DarkLand says

Hahahahaha :D Very nice thread.., keep posting :P

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VF says

“We are XYZ, and are interested in your theme “XYZ”. Is it possible to get it for free? We appreciate your work, and know this is a fair price, but we just wanted to ask if there is a possibility.”

Weird yet honest! Sometimes kids asking the free icecream directly to the shop keeper, wins! ;)

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chrisakelley says

mmmm ice cream

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tsafi says

2 years ago a buyer from Australia.

Customer: “I need some custom work on a file i got from you …description bla bla ”.

Me: “no problem $150 2 days delivery time 50% up front ”.

Customer: “ho so much? i don’t have the money, any discount ?”.

Me: “No, that is the price, or you can try someone else on AD ,i don’t have any problem with that .”

Customer: “I have a liqueur store can i pay in liqueur?”.

Me: “say what? Liqueur?, i don’t think it’s legal to send alcohol via Airmail to my country ”.

Customer: “let me worry about it, what’s your favorite drink?”.

Me: “Jack Daniel’s, but man don’t do that, if its coming outside the country ill get into a trouble, just pay cash or forget about it ”.

Customer: “I have friends in the business in your country it will be send locally, how does a dozen of Jack Daniel’s bottles sound to you ? it will cover the work cost ?”.

Me: “now i am thinking to myself $28 a Jack Daniel’s bottle x12 ho that is cool and i never say no to Jack Daniel’s ,so i said ok let’s go for it, Jack Daniel’s first, then I’ll do the work ”.

The fallow up…..a week later i get a package from a local wine store ,i said wow that is so cool ,so i go to the post office i pick the package , immediate something was wrong, the size of the box was a shoebox, i said to myself what the FXXXX maybe 1 Jack Daniel’s bottle can fit in this box not a dozen.

I open the box and i see dozen Jack Daniel’s bottle, but the small one ,like the one they serve you in the airplane ,I said to myself FXXXX me i got screw this time :P .

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Creattive says

2 years ago a buyer from Australia. ....

hahaha that’s a great story. So you did the job?

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navigator says

@tsafi

Hahaha cool story… 12 small Jacks :D

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tsafi says


2 years ago a buyer from Australia. ....
So you did the job?
Of course, a deal Is a deal, but I learn to “Pay” attention to small details
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pezflash says



2 years ago a buyer from Australia. ....
So you did the job?
Of course, a deal Is a deal, but I learn to “Pay” attention to small details

I think you are the only one that could have such a story. Give the rights to tell my freelance fellows on some dinners. Man, come to TF, this is boring without you.

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tsafi says




2 years ago a buyer from Australia. ....
So you did the job?
Of course, a deal Is a deal, but I learn to “Pay” attention to small details
I think you are the only one that could have such a story. Give the rights to tell my freelance fellows on some dinners. Man, come to TF, this is boring without you.
FishMan Ill never forget you don’t worry but It won’t happen, I don’t want to be like Fabio and become a TF nerd :P .

I am already in the mobile world and i prefer to talk with Marco once a month on AD :P .

I do miss the old gang, but man nothing last forever in our tec` world, and TF is a very replete market, i do read some of the post on TF from time to time mostly from the old flashers member’s i know, and frankly you all sound bitter & serious to me when someone say the word flash, and you know me i like fun :P

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