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Australia says

Found this, and had to share lol.

<?php
if($girl['looks'] == "hot"){
if($beer == "cold"){
$life = "Sorted!";
}elseif(function_exists($girl_get_beer) == true){
if(msg_send ($girl['job_que'], 1, 'Get me a beer out of the fridge!') === false){
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
}else{
array_push($girl['functions'], 'get_beer');
}
}else{
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
echo $life;
?>

Share yours :)

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infuse01 says

Have you tested it? :D

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Australia says

Have you tested it? :D

haha that would be a good idea, no !

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Crakken says
Here’s one I just made :P
$(life).ready(function() {

    var dad = new Array("penis");
    var mum = new Array("vagina");
    var sex;

    $(dad[0]).penetrate(function() {
        if (dad[0].length < mum[0]) {
            sex.stop().willNeverHappenAgain();
        } else if (dad[0].length == mum[0]) {
            sex.keepOn();
            giveBirth();
        } else {
            mum.runAway();
        }
        return false;
    })

});
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Australia says

lmfao

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OriginalEXE says

Lol great thread :D

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