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DanielKeller
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That was you Jay? Thats funny.
haha, user88 was me too :D

Bravo sir. I must have laughed for 20 minutes about user88 :D

Edit: Damn it! I posted from the wrong account! It’s me Crackers :P

WOOOO …. 50 and CrackersJackers in 1 team…. btw CrackersJackers would be a cool name for a American Football team… GO CRACKERSJACKERS …. or SnickerSnackers

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Joost
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I’m truly amazed you guys think ANYONE , let alone Bruce Lee, could beat Chuck Norris. Really, the evidence is.. evident.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding, Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four with only three moves, and Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Moreover, Chuck Norris divided by zero and counted to infinity (twice!). Chuck Norris doesn’t need a watch, as he decides what time is it. By bending the rules of relativity, Chuck Norris can, in fact, roundhouse kick you yesterday.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

All credit for collecting these facts about Chuck (hence risking their lives, as Chuck Norris’ privacy cannot be intruded – it intrudes you) goes to ChuckNorrisFacts.com (darnit I just wasted an hour reading those!)

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Raincutter
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I’m truly amazed you guys think ANYONE , let alone Bruce Lee, could beat Chuck Norris. Really, the evidence is.. evident.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding, Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four with only three moves, and Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Moreover, Chuck Norris divided by zero and counted to infinity (twice!). Chuck Norris doesn’t need a watch, as he decides what time is it. By bending the rules of relativity, Chuck Norris can, in fact, roundhouse kick you yesterday.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

All credit for collecting these facts about Chuck (hence risking their lives, as Chuck Norris’ privacy cannot be intruded – it intrudes you) goes to ChuckNorrisFacts.com (darnit I just wasted an hour reading those!)

And you’re actually responsible for wasting an hour of mine by posting that link here. :D roflmao I really liked this one.

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Perhaps the 2012 phenomenon! :D

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