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HelenSouness says

Howdy, partners! Some strange cowboy folk in town today, causing all sorts of trouble. Sheriff’s not gonna be happy when he finds out ‘bout all the hootin’ and hollarin’ going on in Rawhide town. Them Envato boys and girls sure do look kinda funny! Yee-haw!

Some of these photos need a caption contest don’t they?

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Michaelstudios says

You guys are having lot and lots of fun :)
Would love to see more pictures.

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scottwills Envato team says

Hi everyone, just a gentle reminder that all jokes must be clean and not offensive in any way. Please double check before posting as we’ve already had to remove one of the entries. Thanks for understanding. :)

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ToivoMedia says

Did you know that if you have a bath and then eat some sausage in Germany, you’re going from bad to wurst?

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contrastblack Envato team says

Did you know that if you have a bath and then eat some sausage in Germany, you’re going from bad to wurst?

lol :D

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myjilson says

I currently lives with a roommate as I’m pursuing my masters. I would like to go for a real incident that happened a couple of weeks back. I was coordinating the Envato Yearbook Signature Thread that time. As the yearbook was progressing, me and some of the authors had a tough time managing and redoing the whole works messing up by some of the authors. Those days my words in the thread were “PNG and 1920×1440 please”! I used to check the forum and the submissions just before I go to bed or even in the late nights.
One fine night (or freaky night I would say), as I was sleeping, my friend suddenly came to my room and started shouting at me. It took me some time to realize what was going on there. When I opened up my eyes, I was kneeing on the bed and folding my arms.. But I don’t know what made him shout at me. He could think that I might be praying or something in that very funny pose. :P But to my great dismay, he was saying: why are you praying like “PNG and 1920×1440 please..” in the middle of the night when you can easily create it in any Photoshop.. Please stop begging as I was listening to your loud voices for a couple of minutes.
That’s the time I realized I was talking about the Thread in the Envato Forum. I really thought somebody could take me from this world when I realized that the phone in his hand was calling my girl friend and she was listening to my pathetic dialogues!! :P Actually my roommate couldn’t resist sharing this funny incident with her. He called her when he reached my room, listening to my begging or praying or pathetic or whatever pleading dialogues for the PNG :P The very next day they were all laughing at me telling that ENVATO could make these words (PNG and 1920×1440 please) as the tagline for the Yearbook Signature :P But, couple of weeks later, I was really happy to see when the staffs put up a picture of the finished yearbook in their hands. :) Anyways, I had a great time with that thread and something memorable for the couple of weeks :D

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weirj55 says

What did one tomato say to the other as they crossed the road?

Look out (Splat). What? (Splat)

Best with good SFX ;)

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mrcharlesbrown says

Nice photos Scott. You guys had a great time.

I wish that someday I will be able to attend. I am excited to meet you guys on a very good day :).


Howdy, partners! Some strange cowboy folk in town today, causing all sorts of trouble. Sheriff’s not gonna be happy when he finds out ‘bout all the hootin’ and hollarin’ going on in Rawhide town. Them Envato boys and girls sure do look kinda funny! Yee-haw!

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urbazon says

What did one tomato say to the other as they crossed the road?

Look out (Splat). What? (Splat)

Best with good SFX ;)

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. One gets hit by a car, and the other says to him: “Come on! Catch up!” :D

Balloon is flying over the dessert, and suddenly he comments: “Oh, sh*t, there’s a cactussssssssss…” :D

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matsteiner Envato team says

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. One gets hit by a car, and the other says to him: “Come on! Catch up!” :D
Lol, I don’t believe it, I knew that joke since as a child. But I only knew it in German and there isn’t any funny double meaning (just ketchup). Like this I really rediscovered it :D

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