I imagine everybody thinking of funny jokes for 20 minutes straight.
2 days later: You got trolled.
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I’m the only one who search on google “jokes” ? :\
Bitch please that game sucks
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
I remember you like dog so i thought you would like the joke.
ps. I love bioshock
My doctor called me this morning and said, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” I asked.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That’s terrible”, I said. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
I would love to play the Bioshock before I die, and it sounds like that will be soon
Disclaimer: Dirty joke
Mr. Anderson wanted to get married but was wondering how he could make sure she was still a virgin. He asked his good friend.
His friend said: “It’s dead simple and you only need three things: a can of yellow paint, a can of orange paint and a shovel.”
Mr. Anderson was clueless and asked: “What do I do with those?”
His friend replied: “Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles yellow and the other one orange. If she says, ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw.’, you hit her with the shovel.”
Good luck everyone!