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rbN_ says

I imagine everybody thinking of funny jokes for 20 minutes straight.

2 days later: You got trolled.

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doru says

I imagine everybody thinking of funny jokes for 20 minutes straight.

I did but found nothing :)

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TutelageSystems says

I will post a non-funny reason…

Single dad = need some distraction :)

And finally my funny joke: http://vimeo.com/65102146

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Endrew1 says

I’m the only one who search on google “jokes” ? :\

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Giallo says

Bitch please that game sucks :P

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MSFX Moderator says

quite surprised there hasn’t been more post here… guess the mailman is on strike…

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RedwoodSoftware says

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

I remember you like dog so i thought you would like the joke.

ps. I love bioshock

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MSFX Moderator says

^ lol

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WebSmacker says

My doctor called me this morning and said, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” I asked.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That’s terrible”, I said. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

I would love to play the Bioshock before I die, and it sounds like that will be soon :)

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Playnethemes says

Disclaimer: Dirty joke :p

Mr. Anderson wanted to get married but was wondering how he could make sure she was still a virgin. He asked his good friend.

His friend said: “It’s dead simple and you only need three things: a can of yellow paint, a can of orange paint and a shovel.”

Mr. Anderson was clueless and asked: “What do I do with those?”

His friend replied: “Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles yellow and the other one orange. If she says, ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw.’, you hit her with the shovel.”

:p Good luck everyone!

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