don’t kill coworkers (unless honour bound)
I’m a Necromancer in my free time… Feel free to hire me
I can’t claim this one, it was the brainchild of our awesome dev team! I’m glad you liked our April Fools. XD
Reading that post, I was seriously doubting my English skills as I for the life of me could not look behind all the metaphors and sarcasm and find the real job offers behind them… Thank god I checked the calendar at once.