+1 for wptitans & DudeMatt “entrepreneur”
A: Web Developer
Q: So you create websites?
A: Not actually … I create templates, which are like regular web sites that other people can buy and customize themselves and use those instead of going to a firm to create them a full scaled website
^ There is wide room for yawn, coughs, up/down/left/right head movements within this lengthy struggle.
It goes exactly like this 90% of the time:
Them: So what do you do?
Me: I’m a web developer.
Them: Do you work from home?
Them: How do you get clients?
Me: I don’t have clients.
Them: So how do you make money?
Me: (starts laughing because it’s happening again)
Them: (begins to look puzzled)
Me: (struggles to explain things)
Them: (puzzled look continues)