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Voxelflux says

Asks for a letterhead in MS Word format.

Your turn!

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greenline says

...is threatening with negative rating if you don’t add to your product the feature X or Y for him.

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kevinhamil says

Believes they have better design sense than the professional they hired

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cmF says

...doesn’t know any of their FTP or domain login credentials and I end up waiting on the phone for 3 hours with customer support.

I hate when they’re really old too. :evil:

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Australia says

... don’t pay !

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WebDraft says
  • rate with 1 star if i don’t add to product featured X & Y
  • don’t want to give ftp account
  • doesn’t read the documentation, but “they know” how to install it!
  • doesn’t know how to install my app and come back and say : “your script doesn’t work”
  • have a bad internet connection and ask “why is taking so long to upload a picture?”
  • doesn’t know how to import an mysql database
  • try to customize something and ask for support for this ( without giving any money )
  • [...]
just in the last 3 days :)
@Voxelflux thx for opening this post :), is really nice :D
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AndrVlad says

- silently rate item with 1 star with no any question/complain/comment about it.

Best Regards, Andrey

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glutenfree4u says

... don’t pay !

+1,000

I hate it when a Client… ask if they can pay in an online rewards points system.

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nutzumi says

A Sell reversal :(

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SeraphimChris says

Gives flattery about how much they love my work, ask for a quote with full excitement, receives quote then is never heard from again like they have been erased from existence.

You can get a Mercedes for the price of a used car.

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