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iHelp says

A client gave me very clear instructions
I need this theme for personal use because I’m going to launch a website which will be Wordpress based. I just need a theme and after that I can do work upon this independently. One thing you have to keep in your mind that, I’ll upload this theme to Themeforest in order to verify the grade of design. If Themeforest accepts your theme then I will pay you the money. I’m not going to sale this theme on Themeforest probably.


And when I quoted $3000, he was very offended and said he had lot of developers under him who will do the work for him for a lot less

wait what?!

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Endat says

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ThemeToast says

Tells me the approved already built 20 page website shouldn’t scroll vertically

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Endat says

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activebiz says

...doesn’t know any of their FTP or domain login credentials and I end up waiting on the phone for 3 hours with customer support. I hate when they’re really old too. :evil:

what do you consider “really old” ? If you are 20 then anything after that will be considered “stone age” :):):)

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MSFX Moderator says

farts in my office :/

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simonswiss says

farts in my office :/

How often does that happen?

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ZeroLink says


I hate when a client asks 50 pre-purchase questions.

After answering all 50 pre-purchase questions briefly and that was all the client needed but doesn’t buy your product. XD

Edit: Realized I got 50 posts! :D

Agh, I’ve been dealing with a lot of these lately.

- Customer emails me asking 50 questions. - I answer and explain how my template does everything he/she ask - Customer says perfect! - Many days later, “This user has never purchased any of your files.”

It’s like my terrible experience with fishing all over again.

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Diabolique says

I Hate It When a Client give me 1 star rating after my free help with a little bigger customisation.

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StrictThemes says

Set some kind of Under Construction screens.

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