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hexahedron says

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You should ask your nephew, man. Everyone’s nephews around the world are genetically predisposed to be a web designer.

If that fails, try Fiverr for all your web development needs.

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designova says

@hexahedron

lol..the ‘nephew’ stuff is awesome :D

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designova says

Hello. I need someone to make me quick Graphics/Html. It is for website, need 2 specific images that would make the website attractive. Leave contacts below so i can send you details. I would pay 5-10$. You are all greedy and will say… omg i want 500$ or i won’t even start a computer for you… Payment is low because i think there is almost no work to do and you will be done very fast!

Here is what you need!

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mikedidthis says

It’s a job that will take you like 40 minutes or probably even less

By stating it will only take ‘40 minutes’ and should only cost ‘5-10$’, I presume have the skills to complete the work yourself.

I also presume when your girlfriend goes to a plastic surgeon for breast implants, and he quotes you ‘5000$’ you turn round to the surgeon and tell him it should only cost ‘100$’ as its just squeezing silicon into two pockets, and should take no time at all. :)

Please tell use how much or how long a job should take unless you can do the work yourself, its insulting.

If your budget is only 5-10$ that is fine, as suggested maybe look at: http://fiverr.com/

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jozevodinar says

Because i have no experience with Photoshop and don’t know how exactly this is made.

I can go up to 20$, but since coding is usually 15$-20$/hour i am not willing to pay more.

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BenSheppard says

Because i have no experience with Photoshop and don’t know how exactly this is made. I can go up to 20$, but since coding is usually 15$-20$/hour i am not willing to pay more.

You’re ridiculous. If you know how long it’s going to take you should be able to do it.

If you don’t know then ask for a quote
Get a real quote, a custom design isn’t $20 it’s $2,000 minimum.

Professional developers would work for $40 an hour minimum.

You get what you pay for, and you’re not going to get anything worth looking at

If you “don’t know how exactly this is made” you ask people for a quote, a custom html template won’t take 40 minutes. When I make a template I make sure it works on all browsers and that alone takes more than 40 minutes

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mikedidthis says

Because i have no experience with Photoshop and don’t know how exactly this is made. I can go up to 20$, but since coding is usually 15$-20$/hour i am not willing to pay more.

So if you have no experience, or know what processes are involved, why tell people how much or how long its going to take to complete?

Price and timescale for vital heart surgery! Sure 10 mins and price of 200$. :(

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Stylius says

This is hilarious!! :D

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DobrincuSebastian says

OMG !!!! This guy is epic :D

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jozevodinar says

I don’t need a website design made.

Just two “pictures”/buttons added in the site

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