^ got hit by a bus while taking dog’s poop off of his shoe, outside the crosswalk.
^ Is an alien who got sent to earth to sell his planet’s stuff on GR
^ Is a human who got sent on an alien planet to sell our planet’s stuff on the alien planet’s Envato like marketplace.
^ Has a pencil instead of one finger
^ Going to post a comment right after mine saying “so, this is not a lie”.
^ Doesn’t like Pizza