^ SwanSong got fired from his/her workplace, because spending too much time hanging on Audiojungle forums during workdays!
^ Avatar is not holding a guitar
^ Refreshing his profile page every 30 seconds to see his sales pass the 99
^ You’re actually Novak Djokovic working secretly for Envato
^Does not only smack the web
^ Is the hidden Star Wars director!
Is color blind!!!
But not tone deaf!