^ Is always happy by what’s going on in the marketplaces
^ contrary to popular belief, he is not the Envato God.
Edit: Inspiration from your profile picture
^ he is not a badge collector maniac
^ never visited videohive.net and would never be able to create a marketplace item that anyone would ever buy!
^ Entered a wurst eating competition and ate the longest ever wurst, 10 meters long.
^ stole my badges, sales, and account.