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IshYoBoy says

Hey,

1. Use this http://themeforest.net/forums/thread/freshkiller-lets-group-together-and-give-them-hell-/26349 2. Wait few days.. Envato only starts processing payments on 15th and the bank transfers might take up to few days

Cheers

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loveetc says

Go to your mom

BUUUURRRRNNNN :bigevilgrin:

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FlatlineRo says

What do you do if you find your item on a warez site ?
A) Go to your mom and cry.
B ) Advise the colleagues and post the link on the forum.
C) Contact Support

D) Contact the Envato Elite Sheriff’s unit

Imagine there was such a unit whose sole purpose would be to travel the globe in search of giraffes and give them a good moral lesson. They would always travel in 2 let’s say Charlie and Bravo

  • Excuse me sir, may I have a moment of your time, I’m agent Charlie and this is my colleague, agent Bravo
  • We noticed you shared some copyrighted material on Xwebsite and we are here to give a lesson on moral and civic responsibilities so that our society will operate according to the law.
  • What do you think Mr. Bravo?
  • I suppose a 360 gut punch will do just fine.
  • Splendid choice Mr Bravo…simply marvelous. (childish hand clap)
  • Indeed! (giggles)

Uuu..and there should be a third member to the team, a guy who announces key plot points, preferable someone with a northern British accent.

  • ( clarinet whistle ) – Let the teaching go forth!..Bravo for the love of God, pull up your pants man, we’ve already discussed this and the answer is still no! (naughty joke)

I can see this on Envato Notes. This is Charlie our senior elite serif, he just completed his 100th teaching last Thursday for which he received the “It Puts the Lotion on Its Skin or Else It Gets the Hose Again” badge. Here is a picture of him throat punching our most senior giraffe.

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themethoft says

How do you guys snoop out your stuff in warez sites? Do you actively look for it or is it a luck by chance thing?

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skipsoft says

LOL for all question :D

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henryhu says

How do you guys snoop out your stuff in warez sites? Do you actively look for it or is it a luck by chance thing?
I look for it using the “search by image” function of google…
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VF says

Z) No thanks, my skills on permutation and combination will make me pass the quiz!

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greenline says

Another question (do not take seriously, it’s a joke)

I recently got 200 sales
1) I call all my friends to let them know.
2) I write a new post in the “Yay” thread.
3) I open a new forum thread to let everyone know about it.

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digitalscience says

Another question (do not take seriously, it’s a joke)

I recently got 200 sales
1) I call all my friends to let them know.
2) I write a new post in the “Yay” thread.
3) I open a new forum thread to let everyone know about it.

+1

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IngeniousArtist says

Another question (do not take seriously, it’s a joke)

I recently got 200 sales
1) I call all my friends to let them know.
2) I write a new post in the “Yay” thread.
3) I open a new forum thread to let everyone know about it.

4) Post adds on sites saying “Check out Envato’s New Leading Author” :D

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