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flashjunkie says

ok its 4:35 am, i just closed flash and im bored and wide awake… so…

i have noticed alot of the users on the sitetrying to imitate my trademark random humour so i hearby call a contest…

Rules:-

1- Random statements must be original and no more than 60 words.

2- The winner is to fly to amsterdam where a sailor named Frichen will eat your left ear and award you with 17 seconds of him tickling your feet.

Tip: just type without thinking the aim is to confuse and amuse… let the battle commence…

Ill go first, my statement ….

“If cheesecake was made by suit wearing giraffes the dvd player in his back pocket would eject a cd containing a picture of a 4 leaf clover branded into the ass of a postman in Scotland, i am glad that giraffes dont make cheesecake unless the ingredients are collected by a monkey named mike.”

Be creative :)

Bonus Points for anyone who can hit exactly 60 words :D

Jay…. very bored

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MarkBrodhuber Envato team says

Oh, ill hit you with some ebony goodness tomorrow!

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Denizen says

In a time when Flashden is under serious scrutiny from the flash community would you two mind emailing each other with this embarrassing self-absorbed meaningless drivel.

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flashjunkie says
In a time when Flashden is under serious scrutiny from the flash community would you two mind emailing each other with this embarrassing self-absorbed meaningless drivel.

sorry mister staff member, i had no idea you were running this show, get back to finding your precious as3 files and leave this thread alone, it was intended to be a little bit of a laugh between me and a few other members, check thisd link for more information… link

@dozer, haha looking forward to it

Jay

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apearce says

I agree its not the best idea for a topic, but what the hell, its just a laugh, and I’m proud that you can do it on FlashDen That it isn’t just a bunch of random computer nerds sharing files for $100’s of dollars. But we all lead completely different lives from all over the world, and thats what makes Flashden unique, in its users, and abilities, so let them scrutinize.

No offense to you personally, its just how I feel.

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MarkBrodhuber Envato team says

Denizen you make mindless postings every day, highlighting a new AS3 Author/file. Many people have said your postings are pointless, and a waste of space. Yet you argue that its helping the community. But then we are having some fun and you hit us with that ridiculous comment…honestly I am blown away, that YOU …of all people would have something to say.

And what in the world are you talking about in regards to FD being under scrutiny in the flash community. Who in the world scrutinizes flashden!? I think you need to slow down on the medication buddy, and worry about posting your pointless threads, rather then getting on other people for having a bit of fun. This is a community we have all been involved in from pretty much the start…calm down, have fun with your AS3 files…

Jay: Comment still coming, just busy now, but I couldnt resist a reply to Capitan God. Its really getting bad when every single thread in this forum turns into a fight…

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MarkBrodhuber Envato team says

Now take 52 away from that, and what do you get? I don’t understand the flight pattern of the migrating blue footed boobie! And yes, I do have my guitar with me…what is it to you? When the sun is out, I am a walking drop shadow. Take that with pickles, it can lead to some serious side effects! Kablam!

Kablam Makes 60!

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apearce says

“Its really getting bad when every single thread in this forum turns into a fight.”

It is not that, its just different people have different points of views, I mean this site is so much better than another Flash selling site, the people are friendly we have just go to accept on another’s points of view! :) Be happy :D!

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MarkBrodhuber Envato team says

Ya I agree, but his specific point of view in this post is so hypocritical. It just bothers me, if you have something to say…OK say it. But please make sure you dont contradict yourself. Whatver…where is Denizen, I owe him a hug.

I am sorry buddy come here and share my man heat with me! :)

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wickedpixel says

...and let’s hold hands and dance rumba in a tree with no oil from the moonlight

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