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surjithctly says

Let’s relax for sometime. Share your Jokes here, and make others Laugh!!

Here are some Tintumon Jokes
(Tintumon is a mischief young boy)

Tintumon’s First Interview
Interviewer: “Tell me opposite words.. COOL”
Tintumon: “Hot”
Interviewer: Girl
Tintumon: “Boy”
Int: ” India ”
Tintu: ” Pakistan ”
Int: “Good Keep it up”
Tintumon: “Bad Put it down”
Int: “Stop It”
Tintumon: “Start that”
Int: “Idiot Get Out”
Tintumon: “Clever Come in”
Int: “Oh my God”
Tintumon: “Oh your devil”
Int: “I rejected You”
Tintumon: “You appointed Me”


Teacher: If you are in moon, what will be your weight
a) increase
b)decrease
c) no change
d) can not be predicted…

Tintumon: Decrease
Teacher: why
Tintumon: you will not get good food!!!


Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.


Teacher : What is the formula of water ?
Tintumon : H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHgNiHCl(COOH)2O
Teacher : What is this ?
Tintumon : This is Corporation Water!


Dundumon : Why did you sleep with a scale ?
Tintumon : Because , I want to measure how long I have slept !!!!!!!


Tintumon is following Pinkymol …….
Pinkymol : Don’t follow me . My Mother is coming behind you .
Tintumon : Don’t worry . My Father is following her !!!!!!!


Tintumon’s doubt…...
The black box of the Aeroplane is indestructible .
But why do they not make the Aeroplane of the same material ???


Teacher : Tintumon , You have been sending E-Mails to other Students that I am Ugly ???
Tintumon : Sorry Madam … I didn’t realize that you wanted to Keep it a Secret …


Tintumon and Dundumon were beggars .
Tintumon : I had a grand dinner at Taj hotel yesterday .
Dundumon : How ???
Tintumon : Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday . I went to Taj hotel and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/- and enjoyed the dinner . When the bill came , I said , I had no money . The hotel manager called the police man and handed over me to him . I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow and he set me free.


Now Share yours.

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kwiatka82 says

hehehe

Teacher : Tintumon , You have been sending E-Mails to other Students that I am Ugly ??? Tintumon : Sorry Madam … I didn’t realize that you wanted to Keep it a Secret …

that was goooood :D

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