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FRESHFACE says

ThemeForest has given a thing that has made me such a pancake head for counting my hard work with epileptic squirrels in my pool, but I sometimes get rich or die trying to give support to demanding clients which is not worthy enough because their pet pterodactyls will nevertheless understand the crimescene of those who eat pizza calzone while baking an ultra slick Wordpress theme with a cu3er slider which will always be lame and never succeed in the bacon-flavoured Coca Cola, and the best so called rednecks succeeded in overpowering the ultimate destiny of Themeforest with Ninja Turtles action figures that can Somersault and swing their nunchakupakus (nunchakus evolved) seventy times per milisecond and still end up with this lousy t-shirt; this made me quite peeved, and very sexually excited, because I saw this sentence over at McDonald’s and thought “omg … wtf this is not what I had over at Burger King instead of KFC , I want a piñata for breakfast” but instead, Santa baked yet another delicious

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DigitalHenry says

ThemeForest has given a thing that has made me such a pancake head for counting my hard work with epileptic squirrels in my pool, but I sometimes get rich or die trying to give support to demanding clients which is not worthy enough because their pet pterodactyls will nevertheless understand the crimescene of those who eat pizza calzone while baking an ultra slick Wordpress theme with a cu3er slider which will always be lame and never succeed in the bacon-flavoured Coca Cola, and the best so called rednecks succeeded in overpowering the ultimate destiny of Themeforest with Ninja Turtles action figures that can Somersault and swing their nunchakupakus (nunchakus evolved) seventy times per milisecond and still end up with this lousy t-shirt; this made me quite peeved, and very sexually excited, because I saw this sentence over at McDonald’s and thought “omg … wtf this is not what I had over at Burger King instead of KFC , I want a piñata for breakfast” but instead, Santa baked yet another delicious bucket

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Daan says

ThemeForest has given a thing that has made me such a pancake head for counting my hard work with epileptic squirrels in my pool, but I sometimes get rich or die trying to give support to demanding clients which is not worthy enough because their pet pterodactyls will nevertheless understand the crimescene of those who eat pizza calzone while baking an ultra slick Wordpress theme with a cu3er slider which will always be lame and never succeed in the bacon-flavoured Coca Cola, and the best so called rednecks succeeded in overpowering the ultimate destiny of Themeforest with Ninja Turtles action figures that can Somersault and swing their nunchakupakus (nunchakus evolved) seventy times per milisecond and still end up with this lousy t-shirt; this made me quite peeved, and very sexually excited, because I saw this sentence over at McDonald’s and thought “omg … wtf this is not what I had over at Burger King instead of KFC , I want a piñata for breakfast” but instead, Santa baked yet another delicious bucket of baked pine-tree

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LoewenWeb says

ThemeForest has given a thing that has made me such a pancake head for counting my hard work with epileptic squirrels in my pool, but I sometimes get rich or die trying to give support to demanding clients which is not worthy enough because their pet pterodactyls will nevertheless understand the crimescene of those who eat pizza calzone while baking an ultra slick Wordpress theme with a cu3er slider which will always be lame and never succeed in the bacon-flavoured Coca Cola, and the best so called rednecks succeeded in overpowering the ultimate destiny of Themeforest with Ninja Turtles action figures that can Somersault and swing their nunchakupakus (nunchakus evolved) seventy times per milisecond and still end up with this lousy t-shirt; this made me quite peeved, and very sexually excited, because I saw this sentence over at McDonald’s and thought “omg … wtf this is not what I had over at Burger King instead of KFC , I want a piñata for breakfast” but instead, Santa baked yet another delicious bucket of baked pine-tree wrapped in tortilla

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Meshach says

ThemeForest has given a thing that has made me such a pancake head for counting my hard work with epileptic squirrels in my pool, but I sometimes get rich or die trying to give support to demanding clients which is not worthy enough because their pet pterodactyls will nevertheless understand the crimescene of those who eat pizza calzone while baking an ultra slick Wordpress theme with a cu3er slider which will always be lame and never succeed in the bacon-flavoured Coca Cola, and the best so called rednecks succeeded in overpowering the ultimate destiny of Themeforest with Ninja Turtles action figures that can Somersault and swing their nunchakupakus (nunchakus evolved) seventy times per milisecond and still end up with this lousy t-shirt; this made me quite peeved, and very sexually excited, because I saw this sentence over at McDonald’s and thought “omg … wtf this is not what I had over at Burger King instead of KFC , I want a piñata for breakfast” but instead, Santa baked yet another dough ball

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PixeledArt says

ThemeForest has given a thing that has made me such a pancake head for counting my hard work with epileptic squirrels in my pool, but I sometimes get rich or die trying to give support to demanding clients which is not worthy enough because their pet pterodactyls will nevertheless understand the crimescene of those who eat pizza calzone while baking an ultra slick Wordpress theme with a cu3er slider which will always be lame and never succeed in the bacon-flavoured Coca Cola, and the best so called rednecks succeeded in overpowering the ultimate destiny of Themeforest with Ninja Turtles action figures that can Somersault and swing their nunchakupakus (nunchakus evolved) seventy times per milisecond and still end up with this lousy t-shirt; this made me quite peeved, and very sexually excited, because I saw this sentence over at McDonald’s and thought “omg … wtf this is not what I had over at Burger King instead of KFC , I want a piñata for breakfast” but instead, Santa baked yet another delicious bucket of baked pine-tree wrapped in tortilla and soaked in cheeeese

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digitalimpact says

ThemeForest has given a thing that has made me such a pancake head for counting my hard work with epileptic squirrels in my pool, but I sometimes get rich or die trying to give support to demanding clients which is not worthy enough because their pet pterodactyls will nevertheless understand the crimescene of those who eat pizza calzone while baking an ultra slick Wordpress theme with a cu3er slider which will always be lame and never succeed in the bacon-flavoured Coca Cola, and the best so called rednecks succeeded in overpowering the ultimate destiny of Themeforest with Ninja Turtles action figures that can Somersault and swing their nunchakupakus (nunchakus evolved) seventy times per milisecond and still end up with this lousy t-shirt; this made me quite peeved, and very sexually excited, because I saw this sentence over at McDonald’s and thought “omg … wtf this is not what I had over at Burger King instead of KFC , I want a piñata for breakfast” but instead, Santa baked yet another delicious bucket of baked pine-tree wrapped in tortilla and soaked in cheeeese blueberry

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MDNW says

ThemeForest has given a thing that has made me such a pancake head for counting my hard work with epileptic squirrels in my pool, but I sometimes get rich or die trying to give support to demanding clients which is not worthy enough because their pet pterodactyls will nevertheless understand the crimescene of those who eat pizza calzone while baking an ultra slick Wordpress theme with a cu3er slider which will always be lame and never succeed in the bacon-flavoured Coca Cola, and the best so called rednecks succeeded in overpowering the ultimate destiny of Themeforest with Ninja Turtles action figures that can Somersault and swing their nunchakupakus (nunchakus evolved) seventy times per milisecond and still end up with this lousy t-shirt; this made me quite peeved, and very sexually excited, because I saw this sentence over at McDonald’s and thought “omg … wtf this is not what I had over at Burger King instead of KFC , I want a piñata for breakfast” but instead, Santa baked yet another delicious bucket of baked pine-tree wrapped in tortilla and soaked in cheeeese blueberry bacon

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DigitalHenry says

ThemeForest has given a thing that has made me such a pancake head for counting my hard work with epileptic squirrels in my pool, but I sometimes get rich or die trying to give support to demanding clients which is not worthy enough because their pet pterodactyls will nevertheless understand the crimescene of those who eat pizza calzone while baking an ultra slick Wordpress theme with a cu3er slider which will always be lame and never succeed in the bacon-flavoured Coca Cola, and the best so called rednecks succeeded in overpowering the ultimate destiny of Themeforest with Ninja Turtles action figures that can Somersault and swing their nunchakupakus (nunchakus evolved) seventy times per milisecond and still end up with this lousy t-shirt; this made me quite peeved, and very sexually excited, because I saw this sentence over at McDonald’s and thought “omg … wtf this is not what I had over at Burger King instead of KFC , I want a piñata for breakfast” but instead, Santa baked yet another delicious bucket of baked pine-tree wrapped in tortilla and soaked in cheeeese blueberry bacon-smoked

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alanpolhoatzin says

ThemeForest has given a thing that has made me such a pancake head for counting my hard work with epileptic squirrels in my pool, but I sometimes get rich or die trying to give support to demanding clients which is not worthy enough because their pet pterodactyls will nevertheless understand the crimescene of those who eat pizza calzone while baking an ultra slick Wordpress theme with a cu3er slider which will always be lame and never succeed in the bacon-flavoured Coca Cola, and the best so called rednecks succeeded in overpowering the ultimate destiny of Themeforest with Ninja Turtles action figures that can Somersault and swing their nunchakupakus (nunchakus evolved) seventy times per milisecond and still end up with this lousy t-shirt; this made me quite peeved, and very sexually excited, because I saw this sentence over at McDonald’s and thought “omg … wtf this is not what I had over at Burger King instead of KFC , I want a piñata for breakfast” but instead, Santa baked yet another delicious bucket of baked pine-tree wrapped in tortilla and soaked in cheeeese blueberry bacon-smoked and eggs

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