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SamBerson
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Hey guys! I’d love to start a thread containing funny jokes.

My favourite joke is:

Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side, er, no, to go shopping, no, not that either, damn it.

What’s yours?

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DaniMun
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Funny indeed! :)

Here’s mine:

Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A: A baboom!

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SamBerson
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Funny indeed! :)

Here’s mine:

Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A: A baboom!

That’s hilarious! Good one :)

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TNL3542
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this should be in global off topic section

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SamBerson
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this should be in global off topic section

Whoops! You’re right, I’ll wait for a moderator to move it.

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AwesomeFlyer
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my jokes wont work in english :D

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SamBerson
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my jokes wont work in english :D

Oh well! It’s worth a try, just post one and see what happens! Google Translate?

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gballx
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2 old men sitting on a pier at the seaside – one turns to the other and says, “It’s nice out isn’t it?”. The other man turns, looks and replies, “Yes – I think I’ll take mine out!.

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Mocarg
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Funny indeed! :)

Here’s mine:

Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A: A baboom!

hahahahahahahahahahah

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kevinhamil
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the other day, I actually heard a blonde joke I’ve never heard…

A blonde woman gets pulled over by a police officer… The officer is also a blonde woman. She asks the driver for her license. The blonde woman rummages through her purse for a minute before getting frustrated.. What does it look like again, she asks.. The officer says, it’s rectangle and has your photograph on it. The blonde woman looks around some more and says, oh here it is. She pulls out a small mirror and shows it to the officer… The officer said, oh you can go, I didn’t realize you’re a police officer too.

Duh dun tss… Thank you, thank you… Ill be here all week.

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