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Joost
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... The new prisoner decided to participate. So, he randomly said, “1153”. As everyone started to laugh, his fellow prisoner said, “We haven’t heard that one before.”

There’s an alternate ending to that one. It goes something along the lines of this:

Another prisoner calls out “12”, and everyone rolls on the floor laughing. Then a third stands up and exclaims “417!”. Utter silence. The new guy asks his neighbour why nobody’s laughing – “was it a bad joke?”. “No, it’s a decent joke, but he just keeps telling it wrong.” :sarcasm:

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digitalscience
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^ I don’t get this joke… is it higher grade humour? :?

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urbazon
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^ I don’t get this joke… is it higher grade humour? :?

It’s a bit ‘abstract’... Monty-Python-ish :)

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VF
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“235” + “27”

hehe, sometimes jokes popup by remembering certain words. May be lifestyle on prison always require limited numbers! There are numerous jokes in my local regarding counting/repeating something in jail! One of such is:

In a prison, one supposed to repeat same activity forever since there is no choice. Outside prison, one repeats something unnecessarily and simulates a prison around self.

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SamBerson
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boomopera
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What woman say when they come out from the toilet? - How do I look? What man say when they come out from the toilet? - You wanna breath through your mouth in there..

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Graphic-Studio
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One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, ‘Johnny, do you have your report done?’ He replied, ‘no ma’am.’ She said, ‘if you don’t have it done by tomorrow then I’m going to make a call to your parents.’

As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its ass.

Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, ‘This is going to be my report.’

The next day at school the teacher says, ‘Johnny, do you have your report done?’ He says, ‘sure do.’ So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. ‘Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other’s ass.’ The teacher says, ‘Johnny, we don’t use the word ‘ass’ in the classroom, it’s rectum.’ Johnny said, “Rectum? Damn near killed ‘Em.”

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kylefigula
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Priest: In the name of God, now I pronounce you as Husband and Wife. You may now…”update your facebook status” :D

That’s pretty funny.

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SmartOwlMusic
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What happened to the frog’s car when it broke down?

It got toad.

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SamBerson
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What happened to the frog’s car when it broke down? It got toad.

Hahahahhahahahahhha :p:):D

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