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MSFX
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tmcom
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Two cows walked up to each other, and one said, Mooooooooo, and the other one said, damn l was going to say that!

Shane :0}

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Amrhamza
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Funny indeed! :)

Here’s mine:

Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A: A baboom!

Okay you look hot so…. OMG THATS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ;)

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IngeniousArtist
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This is a recent one i heard…

Two men walks into a bar. The first man says, “I want some H2O” The second man says, “Give me some H2O too”

The second man died

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Graphic-Studio
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One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe’s throne.The chief then said “All of your lives may be ... spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me.”So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples.

The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed. Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy.

After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, “Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you’d have gotten away!” The second guy answered while still laughing, “I couldn’t help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples.

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digitalscience
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ADG3studios
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1. What do you call a psychic dwarf who escapes from prison?

- A small medium at large

2. Why did Collis fall down?

- His shoes were not Ta’eed. :D

Ok back to work…. :P

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JBlanks
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hahaha. A small medium at large. I love that Adrien. complete with drum/crash. Going to use that in future ;)

Ok – here’s one of the funniest ones I’ve heard recently…

http://jetpackmedia.typepad.com/old_jews_telling_jokes/2009/02/malcolm-busch-drobkin.html

(apologies for the unavoidable commercial that launches before playing, but joke is worth hearing)

Also you gotta watch this… For every fan of movie trailer voice over guys…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQRtuxdfQHw
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Ceku
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my friend calls and tells: ‘Dude you’ve got 10 sales!’ it is the best and smiley given one!

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boulevard47
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I’ve got a very dirty joke, can I share it here? lol.

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