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SamBerson says

I’ve got a very dirty joke, can I share it here? lol.

How dirty?! I don’t think you’re allowed here :( Send me a message via my contact form if you wanna see if it’s appropriate.

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boulevard47 says


I’ve got a very dirty joke, can I share it here? lol.
How dirty?! I don’t think you’re allowed here :( Send me a message via my contact form if you wanna see if it’s appropriate.

Lol. Okay, I’ll just post a decent one later.

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graphic4444 says

hahaha. A small medium at large. I love that Adrien. complete with drum/crash. Going to use that in future ;)

Ok – here’s one of the funniest ones I’ve heard recently…

http://jetpackmedia.typepad.com/old_jews_telling_jokes/2009/02/malcolm-busch-drobkin.html

(apologies for the unavoidable commercial that launches before playing, but joke is worth hearing)

Also you gotta watch this… For every fan of movie trailer voice over guys…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQRtuxdfQHw

thx, great v/o video

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MSFX Volunteer moderator says

1. What do you call a psychic dwarf who escapes from prison?

- A small medium at large

2. Why did Collis fall down?

- His shoes were not Ta’eed. :D

Ok back to work…. :P

hahahaha love the Collis one :D

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MSFX Volunteer moderator says

So, there were two muffins in an oven…

The one muffin turns to the other and says, “wow it’s hot in here!”

The second muffin then says, “Oh My God a Talking Muffin!”

:D

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Stylius says


I’ve got a very dirty joke, can I share it here? lol.
How dirty?! I don’t think you’re allowed here :( Send me a message via my contact form if you wanna see if it’s appropriate.

POST THE DIRTY JOKE! POST THE DIRTY JOKE!

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VF says

Boy: Mom has very sharp eyes than us; she can see anything in the dark
His brother: How you know?
Boy: Last night, after turning off all the lights she asked dad “why didn’t you shave today?”

Wait… the actual joke was I read this joke in a kids book when I was a kid. I understood that joke only few years later! ;)

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SamBerson says

POST THE DIRTY JOKE! POST THE DIRTY JOKE!

I’ve read it, and it’s too dirty for here!

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webTypo says

The Gypsy goes to a job interview to get a job as a lumberjack.

- Well Gypsy, do you have any work experience as a lumberjack? What reference work can you show us to get the job?

- The Kalahari forest!

- Gypsy, the Kalahari is not a forest, it’s a Desert!

- It is Desert now!

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Typps says

A MAN inserts a personal classified ad in his local paper: “Wife wanted!”. The next day he receives a hundred replies, all saying the same thing: “You can have mine!” :P

I WAS in the public toilets and had just sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said, “Hi, how are you?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine, thanks.”

The voice said, “So, what are you up to?” I said, “The same as you, just sitting here!”

The voice added, “Can i come over?”

Annoyed, I said, “Actually, I’m a little bit busy right now.”

The voice said, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my bloody questions!” :P

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