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SamBerson
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I’ve got a very dirty joke, can I share it here? lol.

How dirty?! I don’t think you’re allowed here :( Send me a message via my contact form if you wanna see if it’s appropriate.

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I’ve got a very dirty joke, can I share it here? lol.
How dirty?! I don’t think you’re allowed here :( Send me a message via my contact form if you wanna see if it’s appropriate.

Lol. Okay, I’ll just post a decent one later.

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hahaha. A small medium at large. I love that Adrien. complete with drum/crash. Going to use that in future ;)

Ok – here’s one of the funniest ones I’ve heard recently…

http://jetpackmedia.typepad.com/old_jews_telling_jokes/2009/02/malcolm-busch-drobkin.html

(apologies for the unavoidable commercial that launches before playing, but joke is worth hearing)

Also you gotta watch this… For every fan of movie trailer voice over guys…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQRtuxdfQHw

thx, great v/o video

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MSFX
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1. What do you call a psychic dwarf who escapes from prison?

- A small medium at large

2. Why did Collis fall down?

- His shoes were not Ta’eed. :D

Ok back to work…. :P

hahahaha love the Collis one :D

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So, there were two muffins in an oven…

The one muffin turns to the other and says, “wow it’s hot in here!”

The second muffin then says, “Oh My God a Talking Muffin!”

:D

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I’ve got a very dirty joke, can I share it here? lol.
How dirty?! I don’t think you’re allowed here :( Send me a message via my contact form if you wanna see if it’s appropriate.

POST THE DIRTY JOKE! POST THE DIRTY JOKE!

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Boy: Mom has very sharp eyes than us; she can see anything in the dark
His brother: How you know?
Boy: Last night, after turning off all the lights she asked dad “why didn’t you shave today?”

Wait… the actual joke was I read this joke in a kids book when I was a kid. I understood that joke only few years later! ;)

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POST THE DIRTY JOKE! POST THE DIRTY JOKE!

I’ve read it, and it’s too dirty for here!

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The Gypsy goes to a job interview to get a job as a lumberjack.

- Well Gypsy, do you have any work experience as a lumberjack? What reference work can you show us to get the job?

- The Kalahari forest!

- Gypsy, the Kalahari is not a forest, it’s a Desert!

- It is Desert now!

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A MAN inserts a personal classified ad in his local paper: “Wife wanted!”. The next day he receives a hundred replies, all saying the same thing: “You can have mine!” :P

I WAS in the public toilets and had just sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said, “Hi, how are you?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine, thanks.”

The voice said, “So, what are you up to?” I said, “The same as you, just sitting here!”

The voice added, “Can i come over?”

Annoyed, I said, “Actually, I’m a little bit busy right now.”

The voice said, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my bloody questions!” :P

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