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ToivoMedia says

I hate jokes about German sausages… they’re the wurst!

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Australia says

I hate jokes about German sausages… they’re the wurst!

omg thats bad lol.

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ToivoMedia says


I hate jokes about German sausages… they’re the wurst!
omg thats bad lol.

Bad? It’s the wurst. :(

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Australia says



I hate jokes about German sausages… they’re the wurst!
omg thats bad lol.
Bad? It’s the wurst. :(
LOLOL
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DarkLand says

\\
LOLOLOL

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Typps says

watch the vid, it’s amazingly well done and funny :)

Undo Java lol

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Farley_Design says

How do you call a latest Audi owner? Lord Of The Rings :D

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MSFX Moderator says




I hate jokes about German sausages… they’re the wurst!
omg thats bad lol.
Bad? It’s the wurst. :(
LOLOL

+L0L

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MSFX Moderator says



A work of genie-us ----
A GUY walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and notices the bloke has a massive cigarette lighter.

The first guy says, “Wow, that’s a cool lighter! Where did you get it?”
The second guy replies, “I found a genie in a bottle and he granted me one wish.”
The man says, “Great, can i try it?”
The other man says, “OK,” hands the bottle to the first guy, who rubs it and the genie appears.

“You’re granted one wish,” says the genie.
The guys says, “I want a million bucks!”
“Done!” says the genie, and disappears.
Then the bar door swings open and thousands upon thousands of ducks start piling in.
“I can’t believe this,” says the guy. “I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”
The second guy then says, “Do you really think I wished for a 12-inch Bic?” :P

:D:D:D

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Altaf_ajju says

Man1: How many cookies can you eat in empty stomach?

Man2: I can eat 6 cookies.

Man1: You Can eat only 1 cookie in empty stomach. When you eat second that’s not empty stomach.

Man2: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.

Man2: How many cookies can you eat in empty stomach? Friend: i can eat 10.

Man 1 : Oh no!! I would have to told you a super joke if you would have said 6.

:):):)

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