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Coriiander says

Q: “Why didn’t the undead cross the road to save the chicken?”

A: “He didn’t have the guts for it.”

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Typps says

A man buys a lie-detecting robot that slaps people who fib and tests it out at dinner. He asks his son, “Did you go to school today?”

The son replies, “Yes,” and the robot slaps him. The son says, “All right, I went to the movies.” The father asks, “What did you see” and the son replies, “Toy Story 3”. The robot slaps him again, and the son says, “OK, OK! It was a porn movie.”

His father snorts and says, “When I was your age we didn’t know what porn was.” This time the robot slaps the father.

The mother sputters in her coffee and retorts, “Ha! He’s your son, after all,” and the robot slaps her.

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VF says

^ If the robot have to slap everyone, it could be due to probelm in the algorithm too :P

Question: Are you error free?
Robot: Yes (slaps itself)

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ToivoMedia says

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Graphic-Studio says

^You get a cowboy song, where the truck is fixed, your best friend comes back, you’re wife comes back and your dog comes home too!

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matsteiner Envato team says

^You get a cowboy song, where the truck is fixed, your best friend comes back, you’re wife comes back and your dog comes home too!
Yeah, this happens when you play a country song backwards :D
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matsteiner Envato team says

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
A statement of a politican?
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matsteiner Envato team says

A blond girl starts thinking… (sorry to all blond girls :) )

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matsteiner Envato team says

A Swiss farmer who stayed miles from anywhere up in the mountains won the first price of a contest: A trip to New York.
As he came back home after one week, his neighbors asked him how he liked the big city.
He answered: “Oh, dunno, fine, but New York is really outback”

(hope it works in English, told with a Swiss German mountain farmer accent it’s pretty funny)

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matsteiner Envato team says

What says a sound engineer WITHOUT a job to a sound engineer WITH a job?

“One Big Mac Menu please”

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