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Joost Volunteer moderator says

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I see what you did there :chuckle:

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Australia says

You have to do a swedish accent when telling this joke.

A guy goes into a swedish chemist, and says ..

“allo, I’d like to buy some Deodorant”

The staff member says ..

“Ball or Aerosol”

The Man replies …

“No for under my armpits”

:)

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NeuroOwl says

necrophiliac’s relationship has fallen apart. (Don’t know if it works in english too)

Another one: Have you ever had a somalian cuisine? No? They neither.

I have a few jew jokes but Im not sure if its appropiate here. But I”m the black humor guy.

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MSFX Volunteer moderator says

Grandson: Hey Grandma’, can I play with your boobies? Grandmother: Sure, just don’t take ‘em outside!

that’s wrong, so wrong lol

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digitalscience says

Favourite joke: Flash on iPad

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ToivoMedia says


Grandson: Hey Grandma’, can I play with your boobies? Grandmother: Sure, just don’t take ‘em outside!
that’s wrong, so wrong lol

It’s wrong on multiple levels. :D

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dexterous says

watch the vid, it’s amazingly well done and funny :)

Undo Java lol

This was too good :D

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MSFX Volunteer moderator says

Favourite joke: Flash on iPad

lol and then people streaming videos of websites to try and achieve it :D

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amzee says

What a joke ;)

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Creartic says

My salary…

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