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gballx says

the other day, I actually heard a blonde joke I’ve never heard…

A blonde woman gets pulled over by a police officer… The officer is also a blonde woman. She asks the driver for her license. The blonde woman rummages through her purse for a minute before getting frustrated.. What does it look like again, she asks.. The officer says, it’s rectangle and has your photograph on it. The blonde woman looks around some more and says, oh here it is. She pulls out a small mirror and shows it to the officer… The officer said, oh you can go, I didn’t realize you’re a police officer too.

Duh dun tss… Thank you, thank you… Ill be here all week.

Bravo! :)

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manuelvega says

its true , jokes from other country not work in english xDD

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SamBerson says

2 old men sitting on a pier at the seaside – one turns to the other and says, “It’s nice out isn’t it?”. The other man turns, looks and replies, “Yes – I think I’ll take mine out!.

Hilarious!

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SamBerson says

the other day, I actually heard a blonde joke I’ve never heard…

A blonde woman gets pulled over by a police officer… The officer is also a blonde woman. She asks the driver for her license. The blonde woman rummages through her purse for a minute before getting frustrated.. What does it look like again, she asks.. The officer says, it’s rectangle and has your photograph on it. The blonde woman looks around some more and says, oh here it is. She pulls out a small mirror and shows it to the officer… The officer said, oh you can go, I didn’t realize you’re a police officer too.

Duh dun tss… Thank you, thank you… Ill be here all week.

Haha, that’s very funny!

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SamBerson says

its true , jokes from other country not work in english xDD

Shame :(

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gballx says


2 old men sitting on a pier at the seaside – one turns to the other and says, “It’s nice out isn’t it?”. The other man turns, looks and replies, “Yes – I think I’ll take mine out!.
Hilarious!

Thankyou very much – you’ve been a great audience….goodnight.

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joiaco says

Another blonde joke… If blondes have more fun, do they know it?

And my all time favorite (hoping we are all adults here!)...

What did Speedy Gonzalez say to the virgin? It won’t hurt, did it?

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abhimanyusharma003 says

Here is mine envato one
Q. How to handle customer with no english skill
A. Say them ” kurulumuun ”.

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Mipla-Production says

I left my laptop on the floor. Grandma thought it was a bathroom scale. To cut a long story … My grandmother weighs $1200!!! :confused:

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designova says

Priest: In the name of God, now I pronounce you as Husband and Wife. You may now…”update your facebook status” :D

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