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JBlanks
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A new niche market for Car manufacturers: Norris proof windscreens

Yeah like THAT’S even possible. Nothing is Norris proof. Certainly not our forums ;)

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matsteiner
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A new niche market for Car manufacturers: Norris proof windscreens
Yeah like THAT’S even possible. Nothing is Norris proof. Certainly not our forums ;)
You may be right!

This car didn’t stop at the crosswalk as Chuck Norris was crossing the street:
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ToivoMedia
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Before God said “let there be light” he had to ask Chuck Norris for permission.

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VF
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Tired of Chuck Norris jokes but here are few more:

Chuck Norris sends DMCA towards copycats even before making his items. Court doesn’t objects :P
Chuck Norris files gets approved on marketplace the exact moment he saves file in the hard disk.
Chuck Norris is Power Elite by birth.
Chuck Norris items neither has support questions nor answers.

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Mipla-Production
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Hey guys, did you hear that Chuck Norris died yesterday? But do not worry, today he feels much better!!! :)

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Waderman
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UJ-pro
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Hahaha!! I love that one Udo!

Just because you love him so much. :D

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UJ-pro
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Hey Udo, thanks god, that Chuck is not your neighbour, haha

:D

My neighbors are approved by envato. ;-)

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SkatDesign
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A cop enters a bar holding a s*it in his hand and shows it to his friends saying: Look at what was I about to step on!

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Lifer
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What is the difference between a graphic designer, and a stripper? A stripper actually earns money…

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