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SamBerson
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Ok good idea, I’ll be quiet..!

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DoubleX
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The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch…

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SamBerson
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I actually found this one hilarious too:

Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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KurtBilisim
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A family of mice were attacked by a big cat. Father mouse suddenly shouted, “Bow wow!” The cat ran away in fear. “What was that, father?” asked little mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”

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gballx
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The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch…

Genius :)

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Pricop
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The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch…

Brilliant! Love it! :D

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Australia
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At the weekend I got a new Vaccuum Cleaner for the wife.

I thought it was a fair swap

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Graphic-Studio
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A Mushroom walks into a bar, orders a drink,

Bartender telle him “We don’t serve your kind here”

Mushroon says “But I’m a Fun Guy!!”

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SamBerson
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Great jokes everyone! Let’s keep them coming in.

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satforce
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Hello everyone,

I have a joke in another language, I will try to translate it in English:

One man was sitting with his friends, suddenly someone come to him and said : listen I’ve seen your wife now going to the forest with 2 mens.. So the husband went out running and then comeback after a while and he said “actually there is 4 trees why u are saying it’s forest..”

Funny isn’t it?

. Sorry for my bad English..

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