Ok good idea, I’ll be quiet..!
The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch…
I actually found this one hilarious too:
Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
A family of mice were attacked by a big cat. Father mouse suddenly shouted, “Bow wow!” The cat ran away in fear. “What was that, father?” asked little mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”
At the weekend I got a new Vaccuum Cleaner for the wife.
I thought it was a fair swap
A Mushroom walks into a bar, orders a drink,
Bartender telle him “We don’t serve your kind here”
Mushroon says “But I’m a Fun Guy!!”
Great jokes everyone! Let’s keep them coming in.
I have a joke in another language, I will try to translate it in English:
One man was sitting with his friends, suddenly someone come to him and said : listen I’ve seen your wife now going to the forest with 2 mens.. So the husband went out running and then comeback after a while and he said “actually there is 4 trees why u are saying it’s forest..”
Funny isn’t it?
. Sorry for my bad English..