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Alexlasek says

The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch…

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dansjostedt says

I had to choose between being really good in bed or to have a great memory when I was young.

Too bad I can’t remember which one I picked.

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Dream-Theme says





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satforce says

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ’’Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!’’ The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ’’The driver just insulted me!’’ The man says: ’’You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.’‘

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satforce says

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

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colgate1 says

Boy and girl sit on a bench, the girl turns to the boy and says: “I’m cold” ,and puts her hands in between the boy’s legs, seeing that the boy says: “Aren’t your ears cold too?”

Imagine that! :)

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DoubleX says

One more then…
Two Italians enter the bus in New York and start very noisy conversation:
“em come first, then I come, two asses together, I come again, two asses together, then I pee, pee again and I come in the end..”
An old lady nearby can’t stand it any longer and says: “You pigs, what a shame to discuss your disgusting sexual life on public!”
Italian:”Hey, wassup lady??? I just tella friend, how to spella Mississippi..”

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DesignerThemes says

A Jamaican man gave me a box of his hair today…. It was dreadful.

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Giallo says

One more then…
Two Italians enter the bus in New York and start very noisy conversation:
“em come first, then I come, two asses together, I come again, two asses together, then I pee, pee again and I come in the end..”
An old lady nearby can’t stand it any longer and says: “You pigs, what a shame to discuss your disgusting sexual life on public!”
Italian:”Hey, wassup lady??? I just tella friend, how to spella Mississippi..”

hauhaua

great thread btw

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SamBerson says


One more then…
Two Italians enter the bus in New York and start very noisy conversation:
“em come first, then I come, two asses together, I come again, two asses together, then I pee, pee again and I come in the end..”
An old lady nearby can’t stand it any longer and says: “You pigs, what a shame to discuss your disgusting sexual life on public!”
Italian:”Hey, wassup lady??? I just tella friend, how to spella Mississippi..”

hauhaua

great thread btw

I also loved that joke, and I’m glad you like the thread!

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