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SamBerson says

Haha these are all hilarious! Can I squeeze any more jokes out of people?

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VF says

Don’t ask logical questions but this is funny:

A train driver arrested for a murder case. His lawyer speaks with the driver:
Lawyer: You managed to run the train off track. Why did you drive outside the track?
Driver: There was a man standing on the track.
Lawyer: You must be blown horn, right?
Driver: Yes, but still he didn’t move
Lawyer: Then the only way is just driving over him instead of turning the train offtrack, right?
Driver: Yes, I decided to run over him in the last moment
Lawyer: Then why you decided to turn outside the track finally?
Driver: After deciding to run over him, suddenly he moved out from the track…

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Typps says

“The only dates I get are updates.”

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nCrafts says

Don’t ask logical questions but this is funny: A train driver arrested for a murder case. His lawyer speaks with the driver:
Lawyer: You managed to run the train off track. Why did you drive outside the track?
Driver: There was a man standing on the track.
Lawyer: You must be blown horn, right?
Driver: Yes, but still he didn’t move
Lawyer: Then the only way is just driving over him instead of turning the train offtrack, right?
Driver: Yes, I decided to run over him in the last moment
Lawyer: Then why you decided to turn outside the track finally?
Driver: After deciding to run over him, suddenly he moved out from the track…

When you make a commitment, you stick to it

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Joost Moderator says

When you make a commitment, you stick to it

Unless you git reset --hard :P

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SamBerson says


When you make a commitment, you stick to it
Unless you git reset --hard :P

Haha, lol

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Typps says

“REST is what I do at work.” 8-)

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graphic4444 says

A skit instead of a joke, but still makes me laugh hysterically every time I watch it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYLMTvxOaeE

hey thanks I actually watched this, it’s funny….. now about all these jokes, Stop It! lol

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Videomaster says

Here is one local:

At the opening of the Olympic Games director brought a local resident to read the introductory text. At first, he stood confused and did not say anything. And then he says: “OooooooOoooooooo”. The crowd was all excited echoed him: “Ooooooooooooo”. And after about thirty seconds he reads again: “OoooOooooooooooo.” The crowd again repeated: “OoooooOoooooo”. After the third time director approached him angry and says, “You idiot, read that below, these are the Olympic rings.”

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Typps says

Comic Sans walks into a bar and the barman says :

“We don’t serve your type here”.

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