9gag would be a funny place to live
The great plains of Pinterest would be my first pick, although having Instagrammers on one side and Twitterers on the other might be a bit much.
I want to be a pirate on the exaflop sea.
To be forever known as The Floppy Pirates.
Instead of a skull and crossbones on our flag, we have a floppy disc.
Oh god, I’ll have to travel a lot ;D