I’m a big Woody Allen fan and was reading some of his quotes recently. Here are some of my favorites.
“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. ”
“I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
“Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.”
“I’d never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”
“Because it’s much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.”
“It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.”
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