You Know You Spend Far Too Much Time on the Envato Marketplaces When...

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studio_21
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scottwills said
Let’s see how many good ways there are for completing the following sentence:

“You know you spend far too much time on the Envato marketplaces when…”

Here are a few examples to get everyone started…

You know you spend far too much time on AudioJungle when you listen to the radio in your car and you wonder where the AudioJungle watermark is on each track.

You know you spend far too much time on the Envato marketplaces when you ask a girl out on a date but she doesn’t want to go out with you so you write to support and ask an Envato reviewer why you got rejected.

You know you spend far too much time on the Envato marketplaces when you’re on vacation and you think, “Hmmm, I could take a picture of that rock/wall and sell it as a texture on GraphicRiver.”

You know you spend far too much time on the Envato marketplaces when you have more authors and Envato staff as Facebook friends than real friends in real life.

You know you spend far too much time on the Envato marketplaces when you’re checking out at the grocery store and you ask the lady on the register, “Do I need a regular license or an extended license for this loaf of bread?”

Any more? :)

Wow.. this is so funny. :> I actually match perfectly with the one with taking pictures of a rock :)))) hahahhahahaha.This made my day :)

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florinanghel
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... you reached page 15 of this topic, while reading each and every single post of it.

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KajinDetier
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Thecodingdude said
KajinDetier said
bloooming said
KajinDetier said
bloooming said
KajinDetier said
When you realize you love Envato more than your girlfriend!
Since you still HAVE a girlfriend, you clearly do NOT spend enough time on the marketplaces :P
I want to break up with her because of Envato… reality hurts but I’m sure she’s gonna understand! :D

Let me guess, you’re gonna say something like this:

“Sorry honey, this relationship did not meet my criteria, it has not been approved for prolongation.” :D :D

Of course, and thank you for understanding!

Your reviewer was Your Boyfriend :)
Maybe she’s not aesthetically pleasing enough. You can reject her until she updates her appearance and re submits her self.

I just realized it seems like we are talking about a simple, ordinary item… will Envato ever make a marketplace for Royalty Free boys/girls? :)

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quickandeasy
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When you type F into your web browser and the recommended site is Forums | Graphicriver and not Facebook haha

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DiogoRedinDevelopment
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When you dream about sales :P

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NikiN said
...when you listen to a song on YouTube and you hear a short glitch and you think ’’oh, I need to soft reject this” :)

LOL

These are all hilarious. I can’t keep up… my responses have all been taken!!

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ThemesFever said
When you dream about sales :P

This happens to me, too :O

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when it is cristmas eve morning and you check your sales and some posts at the forum… Merry Christmas!

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When your out gettin off your head, an think its a good idea to check your pro, then go tell everyone you made 2dolla, NOT FUNNY … HAPPY CHRISTMAS Everyone. & Hope Your New year Brings Things you can only dream about….!

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