Who is Andy Hunt?
Unofficially? Well, to be honest, very little is known. Some say he was born in the 1930s. Others say the 1970s. Neither is correct. It is generally considered fact that he spent the first half of his life chewing up lightbulb-glass for the entertainment of others (and himself) in a Canadian traveling circus. Other prevalent rumors place him as a witness to both the sinking of the Lusitania and the Hindenburg tragedy. His vestigial tail may or may not be buried in a pickle jar beneath St. Peter’s Basilica (no one has yet obtained the proper permits to find out).
Information about his current whereabouts can be found at www.andyhuntdesigns.com. If you have any information leading to his capture, please direct it to twitter.com/andyhunt. Thank you, and safe journeys.