From a business point of view “parallax & scroll animate” screams desperation, not to say that if I see my processor jump to 20% or that is loading in background, I bounce right away.
this should be moved under /useless/bragging/
I think there should be a separate forum section for brag threads, it is spam for the general category.
I’m my opinion the ThemeForest bubble is starting to bust, it has cheapened the web development a lot. The next step would be another marketplace with 10$-15$ WP themes, I’m sure most people here will be OK with these prices as long as they sell.