“Hello, I don’t have much money, can you give me your project for free?”
“That guy at fiverr did the same customization job for $5… Concerning that your quote is kind of elusive”
“If it’s not too big of a problem could you make it look a little more tipsy?”
Me: I will charge 300$ for the work.
Client: I will give 1000$.
A: “Google the problem for more information”
B: “I uninstalled Google Chrome, did not work.. now what?”
Client: Purchased your product, don´t have after effects, what can I do now? Me: You can download a full working 30 day trial at adobe! Client: Please download and send me a mail.