I managed to catch a cold recently that resulted in some congestion. I was experimenting with the idea of using rapid vibration as a decongestant. So I pressed my battery-powered toothbrush against my sinuses and here’s what happened:
I sneezed so hard, I lost my balance and stumbled all over the bathroom, trying to look for a tissue. Did your mom ever tell you not to play with matches? I’m telling you all from experience that rapid vibration causes earthquakes in your nose that rival the ones that destroy houses.
I think I’ll use heat next time instead of vibration. The only things I managed to accomplish while doing this was a headache and a sore throat.
Ha! Funniest thing I’ve read all day! Best of luck.
I was imagining Charlie Chaplin-like or Leslie Nielsen-like scene while reading your post
Im afraid to ask…. but what made you think vibration would work as a decongestant?
Lol, you deserve the community superstar badge for sure!