I think you guys are right, my wife told me the same thing.
One thing though, feels really crappy when people critise without giving an advice, any help will be great@! I offer to pay to someone who has great ideas.go ahead, is there anyone who can grab this thing and do something cool with it?
My sincerely suggestion man: Look a lot of designs in themeforest find inspiration, you need to align all your site is a portfolio/web design service, not a gun shop Go and download the 960.gs template and work over the .psd that they provide. Good luck