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My Other Ride Is Your Mom.

I’m complex with aspirations to live simply. I drive spritely. I nap regularly. I’m a high-tech bargain shopper. I prefer enjambment to end-stopped. A dubious dresser. Apple Macintosh. Opinionated cinephile. Driven. An avid observer. The calm guy at the table. Timely. I give good presents.

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